St. Monday and the Ignorants

Yay Pat Robertson! Finally a reading of the Bible that allows for the openly-planned assassination of foreign leaders! Communists and Muslim Extrmeists, oh my! What kind of a genius found a way to update stale old McCarthyism? Not Ann Coulter! It's Pat! Who found a clever way to reinvoke the almost 200-year-old Monroe Doctrine? Not John Ashcroft! It's Pat! Praise the lord and pass the federally-funded ammunition! Pat is force with which to be reckoned! And how do we justify such an act of aggression? Hell, Pat don't even need Jesus for that one! Pat just says it would save money! It's not more humanitarian or what jesus would do, it's "cheaper than starting a war"! The invisible hand strikes again! Put the smackdown on Chavez and Jesus don't even need to get off the la-z-boy!